February 2012
338 posts
Aziz Ansari's 25 Best Tom Haverford-isms
thatwrinklesmybrain:
1. “Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.”
2. “Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the names of rappers. Those are some Diddies. Those are some Bone Thugs-N-Harmoniums, right here. Those Ludacrises are coming in great.”
3. “At the risk...
The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are...
unmitigated-disaster:
hurricanenaomi:
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“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...”
– Unknown (via soaringaboveitall)
I cant deal anymore I just cant
skipxd:
I cant I cant I cant I cant I cant I cant I cant I cant
I cant I cant I cant I cant I cant I cant I cant I cant
I just want to leave, I hate this, I hate thiss !!!!!!!
I feel like crap.
l0vekimberly:
Sometimes, I feel like nobody cares about me. It feels like people secretly hates me for no certain reason. I feel like a useless, unwanted, unimportant person sometimes. I just hate it. I wish those feelings doesn’t exist.
skintones:
Sleeping Sickness by City and Colour
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NETFLIX ISN'T WORKING
The page won’t even load. All of my browsers just say that they can’t find the server… What is this nonsense, did this happen to anyone else? :( What do I do with my life now?
“When someone cries so hard that it hurts their throat, it is out of frustration...”
– Chase Brooks (via arreter)
“Sometimes you imagine that everything could have been different for you, that if...”
– Unknown (via inspiredbythisfeeling)
